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The Divine Mz M

Living life as a curvy goddess, without apologies.

More Boob, More Problems

Hello lovelies,

As many of you have probably noticed, I am a large breasted woman. I’ve been this way for most of my adult life. For the longest time, I wore a 36 C, then all of a sudden in my late 30s, they expanded to a 42 D. I blame the Hubby. I think he has a Jedi Mind Trick to do this.

My hubby loves me for me. I am very blessed.

Though breast enhancements continue to thrive, as any bountiful babe will tell you, more boob means more problems. I’ve come to the point where I’m seriously considering a breast reduction, much to the Hubby’s chagrin. Here’s just a sample of what I deal with all the time:

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Back Pain. I have a double whammy in this department, as I have nerve damage in my lower back from a car accident. Standing in long lines are not fun. Neither is wearing huge balloons on my chest, adding to the strain. This is the number one reason I want these reduced!

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I’m a Walking Hazard. Unlike my smaller sisters, my boobs have been known to be deadly weapons. When in a grocery store, I wince when I have to reach up to grab something because I’m probably going to knock over a few items in front of me. I also have to sit away from a dinner table to make sure my gozangas don’t knock over glasses!

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Working Out is a Joke. Jogging is absolutely out of the question. Doing Zumba or any kind of jumping around aerobics involves two heavy duty sports bras and a prayer than I don’t pull a breast muscle (which has happened, by the way). I might suffocate if I try doing Downward Facing Dog. If I hope to get into better shape, these big girls need to go!

Buying an Affordable Bra is Impossible. Problem one: Most stores don’t carry sizes above a 40. Problem two: I will count on having to spend at least $50 to get a decent, well fitting bra. The $20 Playtex ones are useless, plus ugly as hell.

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Fashion Can be Tricky.  Button down blouses? Forget about it. I haven’t worn one in six years. Any top without stretch is not going to happen. Plus anything lacy, includes ruffles or bows, or satin is not happening with large breasts. Strapless? Yeah, right!

Ariel Winter...Good for you girl, but I can't do that to myself.
Ariel Winter…Good for you girl, but I can’t do that to myself.

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Trying Not to Look Like a Porn Star. Every day, I constantly walk the line of “am I showing too much cleavage?” Don’t get me wrong – I own who I am. However, for anyone to take me seriously, I have to watch the cleavage factor. Funny how we celebrate big boobs, but when we have them, we’re encouraged to cover them up. I. Can’t. Win.

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Sleeping Comfortably. On my back? Nope. I will suffocate myself. On my side? My boobs smash together. On my stomach? I need to place a pillow just the right way so I don’t feel like I’m being squeezed.

So ladies and gentlemen, wish for large boobs. I get it. They look fabulous! However, I can do with a little less va-va voom and more comfort! Here’s to my Big Boob Girls, “hang in there!”

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Until next time!

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo Melanie.

 

 

 

New Launch – Target x Who What Wear

Hello Lovelies!

Can you believe it’s February?!! It’s the season for love, and I’m focusing on new looks I love! The first I’m loving is the new collaboration between Target and the editorial site, Who What Wear.   I’m applauding that Target is understanding that we curvy gals need modern, basic pieces at affordable prices. I love Elloqui as much as the next gal, but my budget allows only sale items from them. With Target X Who What Wear, I can get basic tees, jeans, work -worthy tops and skirts all under $40. 

Here are a few of my favorite pieces so far:

No frumpiness here!
No frumpiness here!
CUTE A line skirt!
CUTE A line skirt!
I need that trench in my life.
I need that trench in my life.

The collection isn’t flashy at all, but it is sharp and can be mixed easily with lots of pieces, which is what we all need, right?

Thanks to Marcy Cruz at Plus Model Magazine for turning me on to this collection!

Until next time –

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo Melanie.

Music and Fashion Icon: David Bowie

 

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Hello lovelies,

I write this post with a heavy heart. One of my all time favorite musicians and fashion rule breaker is gone. David Bowie left us with an amazing body of work that spanned over six decades. He was an artist in every sense of the word. An actor, director, performance artist, writer, singer, and musician who challenged the norm.

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1947-2016

Some knew him as Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane,The Thin White Duke, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Major Tom, or for most 80’s kids – Jareth, the Goblin King from Labyrinth.

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The Many Faces of Bowie.
The Many Faces of Bowie.

David Bowie had an uncanny way of understanding that music and fashion influenced one another. With each new album, he unveiled a new look, a new source of inspiration. Unlike many artists, his concepts always worked because they were authentic. Nothing ever appeared to be created by a manager or a record company. Bowie controlled his look and sound, right to the very end.

As someone who came of age in the 1980s, his Let’s Dance album is when I grew to appreciate him as a musician. His haunting “China Girl,” the groovy “Let’s Dance,” and rocking “Modern Love” played constantly in my room. I was fascinated by his earlier work, especially “Ashes to Ashes” (the video was SO WEIRD to me – I understood it later on), “Fame,” “Fashion,” and one of my all time favorites, “Changes.” He was one of the first pop artists to play with gender bending in the video for “Boys Keep Swinging,” which for most pop stars could have spelled the end of a career. Not for Bowie. He knew how to push an envelope and still make a point.

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“Boys Keep Swinging”
"Ashes to Ashes" sad clown.
“Ashes to Ashes” sad clown.
An ever changing artist.
An ever changing artist.

During the early part of his career, some dismissed Bowie as bizarre, a flash in the pan looking to make headlines. They couldn’t have guessed that he would release an album on his 69th birthday, BlackstarDespite fighting cancer, he would his say in his music.

There will never be another David Bowie.

“I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be Heroes, just for one day” (from “Heroes”)

With his wife of 20 years, Iman.
With his wife of 20 years, Iman.

 

New Winter Sunnies – Entries

2016: New Experiences, New Obsessions

Hello Lovelies!

How was your holidays? As soon as we’re winding down from all the shopping, wrapping, travelling, and eating (!), it’s time to usher in a new year!

I’m starting off 2016 with a new look! Behold my PURPLE hair! I decided it was time to do something bold and I LOVE this color!

Time to switch things up!
Time to switch things up!

But why am I wearing a scarf when I live in Guam? Well, the Hubby and I decided to take a week long vacay to Seoul, South Korea for Christmas! We got a taste of winter like temps (without the snow) and experienced true Asian culture for the first time.

Look at the size of that rock!
Look at the size of that rock!

Korea is well known for fashion, cosmetics, and yes – amethysts! One of the places we stopped at during a tour is a amethyst jewelry factory, and for a fraction of what we’d pay in USD (likely around $700), I had a custom made ring created for under $300! Merry Christmas to me!

Totally unique!
Totally unique!

One of the sites I enjoyed the most was going up in the Seoul Tower. Although the journey begins with a LONG line to get into a cable car to the site, it’s so worth the view once you get to the top. Our timing was perfect since the sun was beginning to set, creating a gorgeous view over the city.

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I also loved the windows of the Tower. Cities of the world wound around us, and I was excited to find a window with cities we’ve visited!

Hello Berlin, Paris, and London!
Hello Berlin, Paris, and London!

Another attraction Korea has become known for is its cat cafes! As a “crazy cat lady,” of course I had to visit one. The place we visited, Hello Cat, served coffees and teas and lots of purring kitties for us to pet and spoil. This lovely gray striped tabby, Willie, made fast friends with me:)

Sweet Willie!
Sweet Willie!
What a cute coffee! Almost a shame to drink it!
What a cute coffee! Almost a shame to drink it!

Of course, I need to talk about the COSMETICS AND SKIN CARE! However, that is going to be in my next post because I went on a huge buying spree, and there’s LOTS to share!

What are YOU wearing for New Year’s Eve? I rocked a black jumpsuit, a sequined Calvin Klein jacket, and Dereon glittery booties for a Christmas party. This look would be fab for NYE as well!

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Until next time!

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo Melanie.

 

 

 

Unboxing Beauty Finds For Me 2015 Celebrate Mega Giveaway

Oh, this is a SWEET giveaway!!!

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My last giveaway for 2015!!   I want to thank all of my readers for supporting me, reading here and I have made some nice new friends!   Thank you ~ I hope you all had a wonderful holiday and I wish you a joyous New Year!

This  giveaway is open to both USA and  International Readers (basically anywhere the USPS can ship to) and is totally sponsored by me :D

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This is so YUGHEE that I had to take multiple photos of the items!   If you follow my blog, you know I like products that aren’t as well known ~ but I also include a nice variety of popular and lesser known products.   I march to the beat of my own drummer!!  haha

What the winner will receive ~ a package worth over $170.00 in retail value!    All items are BRAND spanking new!  All of…

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Are We Thankful, or Shopaholics?

Hello Lovelies!

I hope you had a great weekend! Though Thanksgiving is a US holiday, I’ve noticed that many countries do some kind of “giving thanks” celebration around this time of year. Even if they don’t do the big dinner, SHOPPING has definitely become a big tradition!

Yes, I’m a shopper who loves a great deal, no doubt. However, I’m not crazy about the Black Friday frenzy. Getting up in the middle of the night to go stand in a long line to MAYBE get a discounted item is not my idea of a good time! In the States, the Black Friday mayhem has gotten so crazy that many stores open on Thanksgiving night! Sometimes fights break out, prompting extra security to patrol these crowds. Have we gone too far?

What happened to spending time with family and friends? Going to a movie? Passing out after gorging ourselves?

For me, I try to find balance between finding meaning in the holiday season while finding a good deal for gifts. Most of all, I think it’s fun to be creative when coming up with a gift for a friend or family member. Since I can’t go home for the holidays, I want people to know that I put some real thought behind what I chose.

Right now, I am thankful for the good health the Hubby and I have, a safe and lovely place to live, careers which challenge and make us happy, and for the love we share. I am especially proud of him today, as he just got promoted! Of course, I had to look fierce for the ceremony!

Dress, Forever 21 Plus.
Dress, Forever 21 Plus.
Heels, GX by Gwen Stefani, Shoe Dazzle.
Heels, GX by Gwen Stefani, Shoe Dazzle.

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I mentioned in my last post that I got a Fit Bit. Not wanting to take it off today, I decided to create an arm party and dress it up! Not bad, huh?

Just add sparkle!
Just add sparkle!

Lovelies, I am thankful for YOU! I am still running my “My Beauty Faves” giveaway until Dec 12, so scroll down to the bottom of the page and click on the Rafflecopter icon on the RIGHT! 

Good luck!

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo Melanie.

 

 

 

 

It’s The Divine Mz M’s Third Anniversary – Giveaway Time!

Hello lovelies!

Like my new layout? It’s time to change things up!

It’s hard to believe, but I started this blog THREE YEARS AGO today! With all the various beauty and fashion blogs out there, I didn’t really expect many readers to follow me. 130 posts later, I need to thank you for all your positive input, likes, and shares! You inspire me to keep writing about body positivity and self acceptance. I’m a believer in making the most out of life and loving ourselves as we are, today! Thank you for going on this journey with me.

You know what having an anniversary means, right?

It’s GIVEAWAY TIME! Woot!

I thought, what a better way to celebrate than giving away three of my favorite beauty basics for the third anniversary? So, one lucky reader will win:

  1. A Clinique Chubby Lip Balm

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I am obsessed with this lip balm! It’s the perfect hybrid of a lipstick and lip balm. Moisturizing, but not glossy. Looks so natural on the lips!

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Wearing Clinique Chubby Stick in Sheer Berry Pink.

2. And… Loreal’s Butterfly Intenza Mascara!

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Definitely one of my all time favorites. This gives me long, lush lashes without clumps, and removes easily at the end of the day.

This was just some lip stain! Washed out easily!

Makes my eyes pop!

3. To top it off…Rimmel’s HD Glam Eyes.

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Number 27 is my favorite. The palette has the perfect nude/blush shades for an everyday look, and I’ve used the darker brown on my brows. The colors don’t wear out after a few hours, and blend together beautifully!

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So let’s party! Scroll down to the bottom of the page and enter the “Rafflecopter” widget on the right. Be sure to share with your friends! 

This giveaway is open to U.S., Canada, and U.S. Territories only.

Good luck!

Love, laughter, and shoes-

xo, Melanie.

Blogger on a Budget: Fabulous Fringe!

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Hello lovelies!

As you know, I love a bargain, and with a lot of ’70s influence in this season’s looks, I hit Macy’s to find something to rock.

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Macy’s never fails me. I can always find something chic that fits me beautifully for an awesome price. This adorable black floral coverall with sassy fringe from American Rag was marked down to $12! I can wear it with shorts, a jumpsuit, a dress, a skirt!

FREE thrift find!

I paired it with my fantastic thrift find – an Old Navy cotton dress that fits me great! My waist is defined, giving me more of an hourglass. I got this for FREE!!

Of course, I have to trick out my look with a few accessories, so I went gold with this chain necklace and gold cuff from Claire’s Accessories, and lengthened my legs with these beige wedges from Charlotte Russe. Love it!

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You might notice I’ve got a black bracelet on. I’ve been working on developing a healthier lifestyle, so I got a Fit Bit! So, I’m tracking steps, exercise, food, and water. Having this definitely makes me more accountable to myself!

However, as you know, I’m not about being a certain size. We all should find beauty in ourselves, regardless of size. My Fit Bit makes me make better decisions about how I treat my body. So, if I end up losing weight, my back would definitely be better for it, plus I want more energy! Who wouldn’t want more energy?

I hope your November is off to a great start! Until next time!

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo, Melanie.

 

 

 

 

 

No Tricks Here, Just Treats!

Hello lovelies and Happy Halloween!

Did you overindulge? For me, it wasn’t candy but I’ve been DROOLING over the shoe collection by Gwen Stefani! I stumbled across it at Shoedazzle.com, and I AM OBSESSED!

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I am a big Gwen fan. I would describe her style as “Rebel Chic,” as she takes risks with her look, and yet it always looks refined. Admittedly, I have a huge girl crush on her, as her music, style, and ability to GET EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL AS SHE AGES! How does she do it?!!

Anyway….the shoes are absolutely fabulous. Totally unique, as Gwen is!

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This one has my name all over it!

It will be mine. Oh yes....
It will be mine. Oh yes….

Gwen, tell me how you stay so freaking gorgeous? Three kids, a busy career, and now you’re single again. I bow to you.

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Always true to who she is!
Always true to who she is!

On another note…yes, I still dress up for Halloween because I am a big kid at heart. This year, the Hubby and I decided to channel Batman villains. He rocked it as Harvey “Two Face” Dent, and I got into the new Harley Quinn look (from the upcoming Suicide Squad). No booty shorts for me, but I did a fun tutu instead!

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Guess what, lovelies! The next post will be The Divine Mz M’s THIRD Anniversary! I’ve got giveaways galore coming your way, so stay tuned!

Love, laughter, and shoes –

xo Melanie.

 

 

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